EMERGENCY PANTS

CENTRAL JERSEY'S 90-MINUTE RESCUE SQUAD

STUCK IN THE STALL?

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Level 3: Moderate Breach

"Core Protocol Recommended."

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The Menu

PackageItemsPrice
Core ProtocolPants + New Underwear$150
The Cleanup KitWipes, Towel, Evidence Bag$50
Footwear SwapThrifted Shoes + New Socks$65

*All outerwear locally sourced from Central NJ thrift shops. Cleaned to medical standards.

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"LAUNDRY"
DELIVERY

We serve: Cranbury, Princeton, New Brunswick, and the 130 Corridor.